FOR SALE - One pair purple socks.
PRICE - 6 soups
DETAILS - Offered for sale, a gently used pair of purple crew socks. These are no ordinary socks, these are the ODRC Model L650's! As all you sock aficionados know, L650's are actually black socks that somehow stowed away in the white laundry bag and came back with a mottled, beige/brown/purple and burnt umber tie died pattern.
Please respond ASAP as these will go quickly! Beef flavored soups only.